A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
2007-02-10 05:55:56 · 16 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he will thank that cop some day cowboy 10/10
2007-02-10 07:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-10 06:08:51 · answer #2 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-02-10 06:17:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lucky escape perhaps
2007-02-10 05:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by EWE ANCHOR 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So good that i translated it in french so i can tell friends and family :)
2007-02-10 06:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by Frederique 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Good joke you son of a gun
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-10 09:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lol hehe
2007-02-10 06:09:52 · answer #7 · answered by princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe. Good one. Cops don't listen do they?
2007-02-10 06:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-10 06:00:06 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny - good one
2007-02-10 06:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋