There is nothing to do! I have spent time with my friends and everything else (plus ask this dumb question) and I am bored out my mind! What should I do to pass the time by? (Funniest answer get's picked)!!!!
2007-02-10 05:41:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Simple...
Read this...
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.
If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So the next Sunday the priest took the monsignors advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office he found the following note on the door.
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not get his ***.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his apostles as J.C. and the boys.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the crap out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say...he was stoned off his ***.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body." He did not say, "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the gurb, Yeah! God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
2007-02-10 08:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drag all the mattresses out of all the bedrooms and make a giant trampoline on the floor! Hey, it keeps my toddlers busy when they get bored.
2007-02-10 05:48:06 · answer #2 · answered by Lindsey H 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Answer some questions on yahoo.com in the section of the jokes
that will make u laugh alot !!!
2007-02-10 05:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
answer some ?questions? that's what I do when I'm bored! It's not funny but, It does pass th etime quickly!
2007-02-10 11:49:43 · answer #4 · answered by GA_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep digging till you get to the core of earth, when you get there get me some stuff from there..... u can also buy a cow and talk to it, they tell very funny jokes
2007-02-10 05:45:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
QUICK!! run to a Hot Topic store and shout "Happy Halloween."
Then, calmly buy a hacky-sac and play with it on a trampoline.
Minutes of fun and weeks of crutches!
2007-02-10 05:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by cripm88 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Explore your house. Who knows if you have a treasure box hiding somewhere in there.
2007-02-10 06:11:04 · answer #7 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I just wanna say, I ♥ FALL OUT BOY too, but ummmmmmm u could always watch some soaps, eat, and then run outside in a t-shirt and pants and run back and forth down ur road, that will get some attention! lol i dunno, i know such a stupid answer, i'm bored too! lol
2007-02-10 05:47:56 · answer #8 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Change personality for a week! do things u don´t usually do!
THATS FUN...CHICA!! haha ;)
Oh almost 4got....THAT`S WOULD B 10 $ ;)
2007-02-10 06:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a bubble bath
2007-02-10 05:48:46 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋