...i went to in order to smell that sweet aroma were wrong,and until recently the urge to burn cats had left me.but now i have a new girlfriend who has two cats,i was overcome with the urge to burn them but instead i came up with a great idea,the first time she left me alone with the cats i shaved them bald and kept the fur in a bag, i then put the cats out and when she seen they had been shaved she obviously assumed that some sicko had done it,however i`m now spending more time catching,shaving and burning the fur of cats in deserted country lanes than i am with my girlfriend.should i confess??
2007-02-10 03:57:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
this is the funniest **** I've seen all damn day.
dude, you're the king of comedy
2007-02-10 08:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to do Hypnotherapy and this is something you should try. There is an underlying reason that you are doing this and you do not even know why. You need to discover why and then this will stop. Hypnosis is just like traditional therapy when it comes to getting answers but it takes so much less time and money. You need to get help. I suggest someone that deals with phobias and traumas in Hypnosis since this a a sign of a trauma and possible phobia in your past. I am not saying that you are afraid of cats or animals but there is a reactionary response hear that indicates a fear or phobia bring about this type of behaviour. Try to unlock when it is that this urge began, your first memroy and everyone and everything that you can rmember asociated with this time... any and all events that may have upset or traumatized you. Look for answers in your past.
Traditional therapy is when a therapist asked you ?'s to your conscious mind, byt hypnosis asks them while you are in a calm state (like when you first wake in the morning and feel half away). It allows the person askingyou questions to speak to both your conscious mind (which may have repressed these memories) and your unconscious mind which NEVER forgets! You will unlock answers to your past quickly, within months but in the meantime - aafter each session - you will still feel leass of an urge with the help of a hypnos therapist. Trust me, I know what I am talking about. I used to practice many years in the specialty of Hypnosis and Phobias & Traumas. Unlike others here I think you are brave for coming clean and asking for help. This is the first step to getting it and moving on into a more positive way. In the meantime, make an appointment with someone. If you cannot afford it then confied in a family member for help financially or even to your family's church pastor. These types of things are triggered by events, and will stay with you forever until you resolve the underlying issue. It may even get worse. Hypnosis, I beleive, will solve this in months for the rest of your life!
2007-02-10 18:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by Desiree M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has got to be the funniest question Ive seen. If by chance you are serious, and I seriously hope you aren't, you don't want to be a freak, stop shaving cats and burning fur. Get some help if you can't see what causes you to do this and stop on your own. If you do have mental problems (and you do if you are doing this) she has the right to know, but if you are getting help when you tell her it shows that you know its a problem and you are trying to fix it. So to answer your question plainly, YES, get help and confess.
At least you are shaving the cats instead of burning them allive.
2007-02-10 04:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by HereIAm 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are real and telling the truth and not just being an idiot, are you really reaching out for help? If so, tell your girlfriend and get yourself away from the kitties and get yourself some help - you need professional help.
If this is a joke, how sad for you that this is the kind of entertainment you enjoy. I think you may be made of better stuff than that.
2007-02-10 04:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by stellargoddess01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really weird I never heard of such things. I think you need help, try some conciliaing or something, if your girl friend found, she'd know you were lying to her about shaving her cats, would she ever be able to trust you again with her cats? or about anything else. Confess to her before she finds out some other way, then she may be gone. This is not normal at all, talk to some-one about it real soon, please before it becomes something more serious.
2007-02-10 04:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you have wasted my time by posting this stupid question for people like me to read I will give you a answer. You are a phycopath who needs major help. I feel really sorry for your girlfriend and I hope she breaks up with you before you indulge in your phycotic ways and kill her. If you care about her at all, although I doubt you even have feelings, you will not kill her but will break up with her and check your self into a mental institute.
2007-02-10 04:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by Ray IV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! One word PSYCHIATRIST!!!! Man you obviously need some help. If you are doing this to animals who's to say it could not develop into something worse like people. You can say it couldn't go any further but hey your not the professional so please for all those poor cats and yourself get some help.
2007-02-10 04:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by stitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think you should tell your girlfriend and then I hope she shaves the hair from your balls and see what that smells like. You might even like it better than cat hair
2007-02-10 04:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by Elaine And Manus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need help. Seek it out. You will be dam lucky is you lady doesn't mess you up. You should not be around the cats until you get help, the temptation is too strong.
2007-02-10 04:04:22 · answer #9 · answered by SHAy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life
2007-02-10 04:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by debra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow
2007-02-10 09:46:19 · answer #11 · answered by Somanyquestions,solittletime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋