a man see's a lady in a shop that he's sure he has seen before but he cant think where so he can't stop staring. they get to the checkout and she finally asks him
"you seem to know me,are you the father of one of my children?"
"Oh no your not that woman i slept with on my stag night are you?"
"no" she says "im your sons teacher"
2007-02-10 01:51:41 · 12 answers · asked by *♥* donna *♥* 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant !! thats one to take down the playground ! my kids will love it 10/10
2007-02-10 01:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jump in head first good one donna 10/10
2007-02-10 10:49:23 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice play on words, funny,
xxx
2007-02-10 09:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol very good
2007-02-10 10:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before not bad
2007-02-10 11:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice one
2007-02-10 10:58:30 · answer #6 · answered by poptarts112002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2007-02-10 13:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL.that was funny.niiice one =]
2007-02-10 09:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by Just A Stranger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME,LOVED IT!!
Totally tremendous!!!great job!!!!
i give it a ten/ten!!
2007-02-10 09:55:16 · answer #9 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-02-10 17:32:35 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋