1. Dealing With Relatives
One man solved his problem of too many visiting relatives by borrowing money from the rich ones and loaning it to the poor ones.
Now none of them visit!
2. Dope
A sweet little old lady had a bumper sticker that read, "Grow your own dope."
Pretty liberal, I thought, until I saw the rest of the message: "Plant a man!"
3. Congress
Q. What's the difference between the Library of Congress and the House of Representatives?
A. In the Library of Congress you're not allowed to lick the pages!
4. Hazardous
A nurse showed the crop of new young nurses around the military hospital.
"For you, ladies, this is the most hazardous area in the hospital. These men are nearly well!"
2007-02-10 00:33:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the first one is my favorite!!
2007-02-10 01:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. 3/10
2. 2/10, cuz i dont get it
3. 1/10, cuz its dumb
4. 6/10
Make ur jokes longer and more funny and more people will like them
2007-02-10 08:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny!! LMAO!!
2007-02-10 09:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-10 09:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Thanks for the laughs....
2007-02-10 08:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋