a man and his daughter load up the buckboard with farm goods to take into town and exchange for goods at the merchantile. after they load the wagon they head home. on the way some bandits held them up and stole their flour and ham, the horse, wagon and everything. as they are walking back to the ranch ,the daughter takes out her ring and necklace and puts them back on. good god daughter how did you manage to save those? the man asked. well daddy, i seen them bandits comin and i stuck them up my vaginer...they continued walking and the man was shaking his head. whats wrong daddy? she asked. well , i couldnt help but think if your mother was here we could have saved the horse and wagon...
2007-02-10 00:16:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!! nice, 10/10 and that is soooooooo true!
2007-02-10 00:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny. Not a ha ha ha kind of funny but the kind you smile real big and shake your head and roll your eyes. Good one.
2007-02-10 00:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And so, the spare pocket was invented!
2007-02-10 01:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by billy brite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, and possibly true!
2007-02-10 00:20:10 · answer #4 · answered by Hielodrive 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! lol Funny though! lol
2007-02-10 00:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well I live in Chyennne Wyoming and so I am hurt:-)
2007-02-10 00:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-10 01:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋