Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in seven floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and like kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not liking kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, are fantastic chefs, completely faithful, are great conversationalists and really funny, use maps, and their mothers have passed away." "Now we're getting somewhere" they said, "but imagine what must be on the next floor." So up they went.
Sixth floor
The door had a sign saying "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, know how to satisfy you completely, are fantastic chefs, totally faithful, great conversationalists and really funny, would love to go shopping with you, use maps, put the toilet seat down and change the paper, and their mothers have passed away." "Pretty tempting" they said, "we really have to see what's on the next floor." They were so excited they ran up the stairs.
Seventh floor
The door had a sign saying "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Please leave the store via the exit..
2007-02-09 23:46:05 · 20 answers · asked by Jack Sprat 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i don't get it? :)
2007-02-09 23:51:15 · answer #1 · answered by Jessica H 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In order to avoid discrimination suits, the owner opened up a wife store across the street.
First floor: These women are good looking.
Second floor: these womean are good looking and can cook
Third floor: These women are hot, like to cook, and really enjoy sex.
The fourth through seventh floors have never been visited.
2007-02-10 00:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by roman_ninja 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely fantastic.
2007-02-10 02:59:19 · answer #3 · answered by Balls 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....would have settle for the 4th floor myself.
Thanks for the laughs
2007-02-10 01:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hurray 2 points
2007-02-09 23:53:06 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant, so true, although i would buckle, just in case and have to choose one early!!
2007-02-13 00:48:20 · answer #6 · answered by GeorgieP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one !
2007-02-12 19:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i would have stopped at the fourth floor...
2007-02-10 00:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by the new cookie cutter style 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..hahahaha~ 10/5
2007-02-10 00:01:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god, I am devastated ALL THOSE STAIRS to go down and no husband!
2007-02-10 03:32:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long - coudnt be bothered to read it all. 2 Points - how do u like that??
2007-02-10 00:30:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋