jane after her 6th child goes to have cosmetic surgery down below,to restore herself to her youthful glory, cos the bombdoors dangling to low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.she wanted to look like a piggy bank rather than a badly packed kebab.
after the operation she woke to find 3 roses at the end of the bed, so she asked a nurse who they were from the reply was
no 1 was from the surgeon because you were a model patient.
no 2 from the husband he cant wait to get you home apparently it will be the first time he will touch the sides in years
and no 3 is from eric in the burns unit to say thank you for his new ears
2007-02-09 23:33:46 · 19 answers · asked by Snot Me 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
never heard that before laughed so hard my teeth fell out...thanks for cheering up a miserable saturday at work 10/10
2007-02-09 23:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/3
2007-02-09 23:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious ! I have just read it out loud there isn't a dry eye in the house, that was amazing have you got any more 10/10
2007-02-10 03:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny! Ha Ha! That joke is wrong on so many levels! 10/10!
2007-02-09 23:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny
2007-02-10 00:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame.
2007-02-09 23:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. As Eric would say, " Hear hear "
2007-02-10 00:11:09 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats my sort of joke well funny, but i can see y some ppl may not like but i think its dead funny
2007-02-10 03:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by ellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good
2007-02-10 00:08:26 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-02-10 03:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by Balls 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋