You have an important meeting (like, really crucial) and you are late and theres no time to shower. It's a hot day and the meeting is in a hot room. Your boss, big boss etc will be there. If you don't leave your house immediately you will miss the bus/train etc. Your whole future career depends on this meeting....?
2007-02-09 22:48:07 · 12 answers · asked by Peace 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just relax. Take a deep breath and relax.
No time to shower...but time enough to gargle with listerine and grab some clean clothes, deodorant and perfume and throw them in a bag. You can then discreetly change in the bus/train (some commuter will enjoy it, I'm sure...) on your way there. Where you have the important meeting, they will have some important bathroom with at least toilet paper you can wet under the sink with some soap on and wash your underarms before you use the deodorant you brought and then, if you want to, the perfume.
And just know that the people who had time to take a shower will suddenly start to sweat that smelly sweat related to stress that has nothing to do with cleanliness. It is the sweat of fear that the animals smell.
So just relax and your unshowered self will not smell as bad as the just-showered person next to you who’s sweating the smell of stress and fear.
(Hello dan_dav82!)
2007-02-10 18:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if u dont make the meeting on time u will probably make a worse impression than if u splash on some perfume and wash youe teeth, although i hate leaving the house without a shower im sure i would want to make sure i was at this meting on time and if it is really hot anyway everyone will probably b smelly anyway. I m sure if u dont make a habbit of missing too many showers then it is fine
2007-02-09 23:20:52 · answer #2 · answered by dan_dav82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give myself a good old spray up under the arm pits and would get on that bus/train!!
2007-02-09 23:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spray a lot of deodorant and perfume and Hope for the best!
2007-02-09 23:23:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont forget to spray alot of perfume on yourself before u leave the house
2007-02-09 23:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Perfume for sweat and run for the train.!!!
2007-02-10 09:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck water on armpits and on ur face grab hair brysh get on transport brush hair woolah made it
2007-02-10 03:34:16 · answer #7 · answered by ellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn up naked. say your a naturist when they refuse your promotion state religious discrimination take tribunal get big pay out and badabing your rich.....
2007-02-09 23:28:00 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use lots of perfume and deodorant and hope they wont care
2007-02-09 23:26:46 · answer #9 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab the key and leave....be alert all the time...
2007-02-09 23:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋