A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, “If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?” The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.” “Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.” The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50 (attorneys don't carry cash). Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: It was a bill for $100 for a consultation!
2007-02-09 21:38:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NAME IS HAPPY AND FACE IS SOOO ANGRY? WHY?
WELL THE JOKE IS GOOD
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2007-02-09 21:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favored to win nationals easily. Penelope, a sixteen-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says,
"Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest."
"What!" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?"
She replies, "Down to my balls. That's something else I want to talk to you about."
2007-02-10 05:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke and it sounds like something a lawyer whould do
2007-02-10 05:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-02-10 05:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by Yohannes L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe=)funny nice one!!!!!
2007-02-10 06:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by *hollywood star* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was so:
NICE
GOOD
TRICKY
2007-02-10 06:18:07 · answer #6 · answered by R♥Smart Guy♥R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋