A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless
woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?
""No, I had to stop drinking years ago" the homeless woman replied
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No, I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive"
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well" said the woman "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself
tonight.
The homeless woman was astounded. "won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "that's okay, it's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."
2007-02-09 20:55:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So much more funnier than the last joke I rated in here!
Flabbergasted I really was…
I give you a 10 out of 10 plus 2 extra bonus points because I did not see the ending coming so you get a 12 out of 10, even if it is mathematically impossible, who cares?
And you get my star on top of it all.
A note about Don's remark on making fun of the homeless: political correctness does NOT belong in jokes or the world will end up a sad place indeed.
So, do you have any more?
2007-02-17 15:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10
2007-02-17 03:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Then why does every religion have a female worship figure like the virgin Mary?" "Because He could only be one sex and in ancient times, men had more influence .. and apparently some people still think in that negative way?" "We haven't had a female president because of limiting people like you." "Considering the flaws of George Bush, it is a pity a woman wasn't elected sooner." "What will you do when a woman is elected?" "Well, men have worked hard, with a lot of wasted effort, at keeping women down in the past, but you guys aren't as good at doing that so the true talents of women are being shown today." And, although you might not want to get into this consider how many limitations are put on women without birth control with many births per woman and rather too many deaths in childbirth. Read the biographies of male leaders say 1780 to 1880 and see how many had two or three wives with 4-8 pregnancies and 3-4 surviving children with each. "It's you men who are at fault, you kept getting the women pregnant and were rotten doctors so we died in child birth."
2016-03-29 00:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God .Did you ever watch the movie Mary Poppins? The oid lady feeding the birds? Tupins.
2007-02-17 20:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by raven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. This does not sound like a witty woman. I as a male did not learn something from this whatsoever.
2007-02-17 14:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hope you cleared that with Old Ladies' Journal before you used their material.
2007-02-09 20:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
excellent, I did not pick up on any question here, but the insight to the future was great
2007-02-09 21:01:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand the joke, but I don't find it funny to make fun of homeless.
2007-02-09 21:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
thats good.a modern joke
2007-02-09 21:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD JOKE!
LIKE IT!
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2007-02-09 21:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋