Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential down pour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, I returned to the garage.
I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. I find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the clubs back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to
my wife's back, now with a different type of activity on my mind, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "I know! Can you believe my stupid *** husband is out golfing in this ****? "
2007-02-09 20:46:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I WILL STAR U ALWAYS
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2007-02-09 21:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY I THINK I PEED MYSELF HAHAHAHAH
2007-02-10 05:15:59 · answer #2 · answered by Lenalu23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Wide Mouth Frog >:)
A wide mouth frog was hopping through the forest.
He met a squirrel.
(Put your index fingers in the corners of your mouth, to make a really wide mouth (frog effect )as you talk - only for the frogs speech.)
"Hello, what are you?" said the wide mouthed frog.
"I'm a squirrel and I eat nuts." said the squirrel
"I'm a wide mouth frog & I eat flies." The wide mouth frog replies as he went on his way.
He met a pig.
"Hello, what are you?" said the wide mouthed frog.
"I'm a pig & I eat nuts." said the pig.
"I'm a wide mouth frog & I eat flies." The wide mouthed frog replies as he went on his way.
He met a goat.
"Hello, what are you?" said the wide mouthed frog.
"I'm a goat & I eat grass." said the goat.
"I'm a wide mouth frog & I eat flies." The wide mouthed frog replies as he went on his way.
He met a badger.
"Hello, what are you?" said the wide mouthed frog.
"I'm a badger & I eat wide mouthed frogs." said the badger
(Take your fingers out of your mouth for this bit of the wide mouthed frogs speech, and make your lips as small as possible!)
The wide mouthed frog replied, "OooO, you don't see many of those around, do you!!!!", as he hopped away
2007-02-10 05:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loooool,great ok one more star
2007-02-10 05:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!
2007-02-10 06:20:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao~
2007-02-10 05:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...OMG....OMG.....um....yeah...that was funny....LOL
2007-02-10 06:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋