It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN
Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR
LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American
friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be
offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas"
instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over
your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great
respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
2007-02-09 20:42:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YES I WILL
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STAR ME TOOOOO!
2007-02-09 20:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive never been offended by "one nation under god"
never protested about the 10 commandments posted in public places,always say christmas,bow my head in prayer,*neva heard national anthem* vets should get respect and ive never burned any flag....but im not american at all lol
2007-02-10 04:57:25 · answer #2 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting.
2007-02-10 04:46:32 · answer #3 · answered by RAE-J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you believe what your government and church tells you is right and wrong.
2007-02-10 04:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You might be a "TRUE AMERICAN" if you think this guy is a self-righteous douche bag.
2007-02-10 04:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by maggielynn 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
your star sir now my best answer
2007-02-10 06:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you've been stared right on
2007-02-10 05:25:15 · answer #7 · answered by Lenalu23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...ok i will ...
2007-02-10 05:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋