Only 4% of women do this in the bedroom......?

Answer 1

4%?
That means 96 women out of a 100 do not.
Only 4 women out of a hundred do…
8 women out of two hundred and 12 women out of three hundred…

Here are my theories:
1. 4% of (married) women sleep in their own full bed in the bedroom while their husband sleep in his own bed in the same bedroom (much more comfortable that way)
2. 4% of women dream about Johnny Depp in the bedroom, before falling asleep.
3. 4% of women dream about Johnny Depp in the bedroom, while sleeping.
4. 4% of women dream about Johnny Depp in the bedroom, after waking up.
5. 4% of women do not put the alarm clock in the morning because they do not care when they get up.
6. 4% of women never wash the windows in the bedroom because doing so would break one or more nails.
7. 4% of women do not understand how the 96 other % can live the way they live in the bedroom.
8. 4% of women do their exercise on a regular basis in their bedroom with weight system stored on a shelf there.
9. 4% of women dialed a wrong number when calling from their bedroom phone.
10. 4% of women found an adult magazine in their husband’s closet but did not care at all and put it back.
11. 4% of women wish there was a magazine with Johnny Depp naked so they could hide it in their closet.
12. 4% of women are really men.
13. 4% of women are smarter than their husbands and he knows it. ( the other 60%, he does not know it…)
14. 4% of women look younger than their husbands when in fact they are older.
15. 4% of women may answer your question before they go in the bedroom.

Answer 2

pass gas under the sheets

Answer 3

snore or orgasm either way they are both loud

lmao

hope this helps dude

Answer 4

Eat, and/or cheat.

Answer 5

Breakfast in bed.......

Answer 6

umm... eat... lol iono

Answer 7

have sex...with THEIR husbands

Answer 8

...I SAY PUT ON THEIR MAKEUP"

Answer 9

have sex with the lights on......and can we please get over johnny depp....lol.... :o)