How do I pick up ladies at the grocery store?

Question

I'm 23 and looking to attract a lady in the 18 to 25 age group. I tried last week and it ended in failure because she saw right through me.

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Answer 1

How do you pick up ladies at the grocery store?

Always remember your back, you don't want to hurt it. If you want to lift something heavy, bend at the knees, and use the strength in your legs, to take a majority of the weight.

You also need to place your hands in appropriate places to support the weight you are carrying.

Based on what you want to lift though, be very careful where you place your hands, cause this item gets very nasty if you hold it in places without a prior invitation.

Hope this helps.

Answer 2

Let them pick you up. But be available for them to do it. And don't show that you are eager.
The best things to do is scope out a prospect. See if she has a ring on her finger. You can do that by going down the same isle in the oppesite direction. Try to do it casually. It's not like she's going to have her hands in her pocket. So please, make sure that she doesn't have a ring on. The worst thing in the world is to mess with someones woman. It's a good rule.
Next thing is....see what she is getting in her cart. Is she putting 'a bunch' of baby things in there? Does she have 3 tiny kids hanging in and on and under the cart? This usually means that you are lookin' at a ready made family. And if that is what you can handle then go to the next step. Because a woman with kids is looking for someone who isn't going to be a flake and is serious about a relationship. So, if you think that you can handle it and not break some little kids heart when you call it quits...then don't get involved with a woman with children.
Ok now....we've gone through the married thing....and the babies.....Hmmmm, I can't see what would be a great big thing if it didn't work out after those two things.
And druggies.....I almost forgot about them. Well, that's kinda self explanitory. If they are twitching in the isle and have their hands full of cheap flashlights, tar removal, creamsickles, car wax, tweazers and whatever else.....'stay away'.
Well, now that we have covered those....it's time to be 'out there lookin' like you need them.
I fyou find a nice woman that you see as someone that you would like to meet.....look available.
Smile, make eye contact, offer help even if they don't need it.
Try to make it obvious that you are single. Make sure that your groceries are scattered all over the cart so she can see them at a glance. Don't ever use one of those hand basket thingies...that always makes it look like you are in a hurry and are a busy busy man. Not good.
Take your time. Look bewildered....but now like a newbie to the store. If you look like you are a newcomer to shopping then you give the impression that you have just broken up with someone...and you are having to shop by yourself.
On the other hand....if you look like you know what your doing ....I mean....look like you shop for yourself all the time ..then that is a bad sign too. That gives off the impression that you a proffesional batchelor....not good either.
You are just gonna have to wait. Keep doing life and having fun and don't swet the small stuff. Things like this almost always happen when you aren't looking. Honest.
Good luck and have fun....but just remember.. treat someone how you would like to be treated...and make sure that they do the same...
Take care.......

Answer 3

Bump trolleys or ask the girl to tell you what's the difference between kilojoules and carbohydrates. She probably won't know & laugh or will gladly tell you & start a conversation.
Just act cute, guys always do well with that.

Answer 4

I would go in there after a few drinks, but not enogh to be smashed...just enough 4 alttle more confidence and then turn on the charm

Answer 5

A brown bag only holds 25 lbs. so I suggest a buggy.
BTW, I'll be at register 1 all day tomorrow!

Answer 6

Get a job as a Meat Cutter, they seem to love that. Or maybe its the white coat?

Tom the Meat Cutter

Answer 7

She saw thru you because you were being a phony. Try being yourself. Just look in her cart for some product youd like to try but never have and ask her if its any good.

Answer 8

when you find one you like take notice of which department she is in and what she is looking at, ask her if she has ever tried that product, that you were thinking about buying it, but not sure if it was any good. It will get her talking if she is interested. if she is not interested she will give you a curt buzz off.

Answer 9

Go to the aisle where you like the food... wait for an attractive woman to come by... say "Hello" and follow that up with "I'm trying to make _________, do you have any creative idea's?"... it will either work, or you'll burn... ask enough women, and one will work out.

Answer 10

Can we all know why you chose grocery store ?
Try asking her where you can meet her in private other than the grocery store.