Concerned about her relationship, Jreeto approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I`m getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I`m a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here`s something you can try. On the wedding night, when you`re getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it`s your virginity snapping."
Jeeto loves this idea and knows her hubby, Santa, will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. Jeeto gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with Santa.
Things begin to progress, Santa "slips it in," and she snaps the elastic band.
Santa asks, "What the heck was that?"
Jeeto explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
Santa cries out, "Well snap it again, it got my balls!"
2007-02-09 19:53:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
• A joke never gains an enemy, but often loses a friend.
• The fart is nature's contribution to humor.
• Smile, it's our only defense against gravity.
• A girl can be poor in history but great on dates!
• Insomnia is a nightmare
• History teaches us about the future.
• A man's a man all his life, a woman's sexy until she's your wife.
• God speaks to us in hunches
• A man should live forever, or die trying.
2007-02-09 20:00:55 · update #1
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2007-02-11 03:03:52 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really that funny but i liked There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train and See my haylo Bright n shiny Mess wid mee I'll kick ure hiney *
2016-03-29 00:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STAR , what about a START
try this one
SANTA :yar ik masla ***** ho gaya hai
BANTA: OH KHOTYA inna kyon masla ki ***** ho gaya
and
ek amli nu hichki nal jor da pad aa gaya
he said: wah yar yad karan walay nay ta bund hi phad ditti
im giving u a star for the bottom part u wrote
that's really cool
oh u might not understand hindi or punjabi too bad
here's an eng. one
FATHER: whenever i beat you u ner get annoyed what do u do
SON: i start cleaning the toilet seat
FATHER:what
SON: with your toothbrush
2007-02-09 20:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ! But too bad I don't have a ladder long enough to reach the stars and give you. Anyway, even if I am able to fetch you a star, you will curse me. That is because it will burn your hands.
2007-02-10 20:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by risha a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke but I am not giving you a star. I am already in the sky.
2007-02-09 22:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by Rajesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I give you a star for the additional details......not for the joke!
2007-02-10 18:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good joke, I like your sayings better. I'm givin you a STAR
2007-02-09 20:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by MJ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not funny to me... more stupid since virginity doesn't make a snapping sound. Good jokes have a bit of truth to them... reality and that's why they are funny cause people relate
2007-02-09 20:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
good one. gave a star.
2007-02-10 02:34:36 · answer #9 · answered by anirban g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit ok
2007-02-09 23:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by samira_04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k
2007-02-09 20:09:39 · answer #11 · answered by Growth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋