A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Big W with her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Big W - nice
children you've got there, are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they
bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
hell would you think they're twins?...Do you really think they look
alike, ya dickead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would f*ck you twice
2007-02-09 19:34:59 · 16 answers · asked by alex'd'great 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CRACKING LATEST ONE
u seem to be very intelligent
can u unrumble the jumbled three letters and find out two words
both words are drinking zones, both have fixed time of opening and closing and both when open drive men crazy
"R B A "
2007-02-09 20:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
• Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.
• In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
• Most men don't know how to act around cleavage.
• Insomnia is a nightmare.
• Life is full of undocumented features!
• Life is a math class: solve one problem, get another.
• Exceptions always outnumber rules.
• Some suffer from the memory of things that never happened.
• Men should be able to pee on the street like the dogs they are.
• A one track mind often has a derailed train of thought.
2007-02-09 20:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL oh thats a good 1!
2007-02-09 20:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by ishybug03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man that was a good 1...i laughed so hard...LMFAO!!!...thanks for the joke and the 2 points...cya
2007-02-09 20:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by Lefties 2 Da Bone!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The things we wish we could say.
2007-02-09 20:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SOUNDS LIKE SHE WAS RIGHT 10/10
2007-02-09 20:16:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9.5/ 10! Great! That was hilarious!
2007-02-09 20:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.... thnx 4 da laugh.... oh n da 2 points
2007-02-09 20:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by abcdefg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best one I've heard in ages!!!!!!
More jokes!!!!!!!
2007-02-09 20:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-09 20:10:56 · answer #10 · answered by Growth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋