i was at the supermarket and i told her i couldnt find the cat poison, she always tells me to go ask some1 and i say no so she went straight up to the guy stocking the shelves and asked him where it was, what a bone head. , then i got the xlotto results online and pasted them into text editor, changed the numbers [so i would win] hten left the comp on and aksed her to check them cause i needed to go to toilet, that was funny, she thought i won 30million for a few mins. got any good ones i can play on her?
2007-02-09 17:53:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gawd, that poor girl!
2007-02-09 18:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by wolfsong1111 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have someone call her and say they are from the herpes clinic, and your test came back, and its really bad. Then have them say that she shouldn't have sexual relations with you for a few months. I've done this with great results. Or have a buddy call her and tell her that him and you are in love, and you have slept together several times. You can also throw in the aids scare.
2007-02-10 02:09:19 · answer #2 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put Vaseline on the toilet seat!
2007-02-10 02:01:08 · answer #3 · answered by betty_htch 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the stove.
2007-02-10 05:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time she has a doctor's appnt....have someone call and leave a message on her voice mail pretending to be from the Dr's office saying her blood work came back....she's pregnant.
2007-02-10 02:00:46 · answer #5 · answered by not_the_doctor79 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should light her on fire and have sex with a wet marshmallow. That would be a knee slapper.
2007-02-10 02:00:10 · answer #6 · answered by johnyycool 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋