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2007-02-09 17:36:58 · 10 answers · asked by LuvnLife 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

I was renting a room from my best friends mom, noone was home so my guy and i decided to get it on well apparently her mom left something and came home on her lunch break ,when we were finished we walked downstairs and there stood her mom and the cleaning ladie who normally came on another day i felt so dumb my best friend said they said the walls were shaking!!! oops and he's now my husband lol

2007-02-09 17:58:25 · update #1

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I was caught masturbating by my friend and she just went on laughing and told everybody.

2007-02-09 17:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When I was teaching at a middle school I was walking past this desk that had a sharp edge where the arm bar had been welded off. As I walked by it caught my pants and ripped it all the way up to my boxers.

2007-02-10 01:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 2 0

I was swimming in a pool at a gym. I launched myself off the wall underwater, but my shorts had become untied. I shot off like a torpedo...buck naked. These three little old ladies doing water exercises liked it, though.

2007-02-10 01:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by tranquility_base3@yahoo.com 5 · 1 0

Well my girlfriend and I were snuggling and I was reading ways to cuddle and sweet talk , google searched it for ideas . I read one thing that I thought was kind of neat. she always tells me she needs me and to hold her so I read that they love to hear it too.

Well we were lying down and I did it the way they sugested .. I said ..in a pathetic hold me i need you tone.. " I'm cold ! baby hold me ! "
and I went to lean in toget a snuggle from her and well I accidently leaned too much and we fell off the couch . I Ianded right on top of her and she started crying. She cried .. ooh ooh my boobs! that hurt! you hurt my boobs!
oh my gaawd they hurt! and she ran out crying.

well i couldn't figure that out ! so embarased. so feeling like a dork .I looked it up on the internet and well womens boobs are tender and I apologize to the female race . especially to Carmindy .. I hope they didn't pancake .

2007-02-10 01:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by Chef Dane 2 · 2 0

I live a boring life it seems when I think about it...

But I farted in front of my co workers on accident.

Embarrassed me to death.

2007-02-10 01:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by Proud Grandma 2 · 0 0

I asked out a girl I liked and she rejected me. everyone at school knew about it and asked y I asked her out. good luck

2007-02-10 01:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by Joho 7 · 0 0

im stuck between sticking 7 peaces of ice down my bra (till it melts) or mooning my friend.

2007-02-10 01:45:16 · answer #7 · answered by hiphop_1551 1 · 0 0

um....i got a toilet seat cover paper stuck to my pants!!!!!! and somepeople saw it!

2007-02-10 01:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by [[chicken_fingers]] 3 · 0 0

FELL OFF CHAIR & ROLLING ON GROUND LAUGHING AT DAVE !

LMAO @ OH MY GAAAAAAAW THEY HURT!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA !!!!!!!!!

WHAT'S HER NAME?
CARMINDY FLATLY???

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH !

2007-02-10 01:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Keera 2 · 0 0

What's yours, huh?

2007-02-10 01:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by Drivliam 6 · 0 0

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