2007-02-09 17:31:13 · 6 answers · asked by Jay 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Remember when you were a kid and you liked to blow bubbles?
he's in town and wants your number.
How do you hold your liquor?
By her/his ears.
What's a closet full of lesbians?
A liquor cabinet.
Lesbian dinosaur?
Lick - a - lot - of - puss
2007-02-09 17:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by not_the_doctor79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
2007-02-09 19:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tarzan go to river to take bath with other animals,when tarzan undress all animals were laughing tarzan has tail in front.
2007-02-09 17:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Vasif Baig 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
definition of a perfect man.....6 inch tongue & breathes thru his ears.
2007-02-09 17:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two school girls talking at this all girl Catholic school:
1st girl - "Gee, you know it is really hard to be good."
2nd girl - "You know what, it has to be hard to be good."
Three lines, sorry.......
2007-02-09 17:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IS THAT UR TONGUE
2007-02-09 17:55:16 · answer #6 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋