teacher teacher?

Question

any quotes about teachers??

Answer 1

See http://www.quotegarden.com/teacher-apprec.html for a website of interesting quotes about teachers.

Good Luck!!!

Answer 2

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an atheist." Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Christian." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist." ......................................... Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school ......................................... The teacher spent the entire hour reading to her class about the bison family. When she had finished, she said, “Name some things that are very dangerous to get near to and have horns.” Little Johnny spoke up without hesitation, “Automobiles?” ......................................... A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father to her office. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she complained. "Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!"

Answer 3

Experience is the best teacher.

Answer 4

"Once a teacher, always a student."
" Being a teacher is learning twice."

Answer 5

Motley Crue: I'm hot for teacher.

Answer 6

"Human beings differ very little from one another, but the ones who come out on top are those who have trained in the hardest school." Thucydides

Answer 7

I don't know who said it originally, but I have always liked,

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle."

I think it sums up what teaching is all about.

Answer 8

My favorite, "Those who can't do, teach; and those who can't teach, teach PE."

I have no idea who said it.

Answer 9

"Those who teach learn"

Answer 10

depends u spit or swallow