Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower- Cooter, Pete and K.C. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, someone should go and tell his wife." KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", KC says. When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Cooter's widow'." She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff
2007-02-09 16:00:58 · 15 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's it - you are spending tonight on the couch in your double-wide!!!
2007-02-09 16:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok like 6 out of 10
:)
2007-02-10 00:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by ♥(~~**~~)♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So nice of him to relieve her of all that extra beer.
LOL!
2007-02-10 00:04:46 · answer #3 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Zing!
2007-02-10 00:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeee Hah!!!!!
2007-02-10 00:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dang Son.....You been hanging around my neck of the woods or something??? LOL!!!!!!!!
2007-02-10 00:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Chief Paduke 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all?
2007-02-10 00:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by Lady T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if she was good looking?
2007-02-10 00:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-10 00:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by cilla1a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow lol
2007-02-10 00:03:50 · answer #10 · answered by iseemen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋