Three old men were sitting on a park bench comparing notes on the problems of growing old. The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement. The second one said his problem was more with his bladder and prostate. The third old man laughed and said he must be the lucky one.
"Every morning at seven I pee, and then at eight I have a good dump," he told them. " I just wish I could wake up before nine."
2007-02-09 15:58:30 · 3 answers · asked by Tom Riddle 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good, try this one.
Two old men are sitting on a bench talking about how kids today have sex at such a young age, when one of them, says I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, how about you ??
I'm not sure , says the other, what was her maiden name ??
2007-02-13 00:50:59 · answer #1 · answered by degesetay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE NAPPIES ARE FOR 9/10
2007-02-10 01:42:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-10 06:37:21 · answer #3 · answered by Kris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋