2007-02-09 15:19:28 · 11 answers · asked by The Church Lady 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
12:03 PM GMT, December 21, 2006
2007-02-09 15:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one is easy...they evolved this ability to keep up with the evolving computer. On a small island in the south pacific a ship was wrecked. In this ship were penguins and donkeys bound for the royal courts of Spain. Also on board was an abacus. As time went on the abacus gradually evolved (somehow) to a mechanical adding machine, more generations passed and the adding machine evolved into a computer that took up a few hundred square feet of the island. This period was during WWII, the Allies took this computer to Britain to crack the secret code of the ...oops got off track. This huge first computer eventually evolved into a smaller digital calculator. This was accomplished by some of the donkeys and penguins breaking off vacuum tubes of the original and carrying them under hoofs and wings respectively. The vacuum tubes that were scratched on easiest to make a mark that stood for one bushel of food (how did they know what bushels are?) became the most popular. Eventually, only the best most easily scratched vacuum tubes were left. These obviously had some characteristics of modern calculators because suddenly these tubes morphed into digital calculators. To start wrapping things up a bit the best calculators suddenly morphed into P.C.s. Folks it gets complicated here. The P.C.s divided! Some morphed into macs! Now both are in the process of morphing into laptops which once again are easier to carry with hoof and wing. To answer your question directly now it follows to reason that the penguins and donkeys would have to have evolved the ability to type and use a computer if they were to survive. If you do not believe that abacus "morphing" could occur this rapidly, well you are silly. Perhaps the ship was Phoenician or some other culture that science is not familiar with and that would esily explain the length of time needed to "morph". Plus it is a fact that vacuum tubes ARE easily broken. So :P
2007-02-09 23:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday at 12:41
2007-02-09 23:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by Jonny G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was after they skipped along after the pied piper... Just put that old rusty chevy in the field, in the bright sunlight, and watch it (matter) evolve into life. You can watch the second most held law of science in operation :))
2007-02-09 23:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by flowerchilde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So your point is that since most living organisms are not as intelligent as we are, then evolution is a lie? Man, I myself have my doubts about how reliable the theory of evolution is but your point is just weak!
2007-02-09 23:28:05 · answer #5 · answered by Kirios Escios 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Evolutionist" is not a word in the sense you're talking about. The "-ist" implies that the person "believes" in evolution. One does not "believe" or "disbelieve" in evolution; one either accepts or ignores its reality.
2007-02-09 23:24:40 · answer #6 · answered by Huddy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Approximately 30 seconds ago when the universe was created, fully formed and with a carefully constructed pre-existing past.
Prove me wrong. ;)
2007-02-09 23:24:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mankind has always wanted technology to be: Easy and simple-to-use.
2007-02-09 23:25:39 · answer #8 · answered by Death N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the made their icon those animals.
2007-02-09 23:25:49 · answer #9 · answered by Derek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they got happy feet
2007-02-09 23:23:52 · answer #10 · answered by Jesus Freak 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋