I need an eye patch for my dog?

Question

does anyone know anywhere besides my vet where i can get an eye patch for my reteiver he has dry eye and seems to feel better when i cover his eye so i am trying to find someplace to get one i think my vet caused the problem and really dont want to deal with him so if anyone know where i can find one i search the internet but cant seem to find one

Answer 1

You need to look in your local Yellow Pages for a new retail store called "Pirates R Us". I believe you can get your dog an eye patch, a paw replacement hook, and a parrot for under 12 dollars.