How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2007-02-09 14:14:40 · 15 answers · asked by Nunya M 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. (About 2 cords)
2007-02-09 15:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by Mangy Coyote 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-02-09 22:35:59 · answer #2 · answered by ilovetorun525 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a very good question, because I'm thinking of hiring a woodchuck to chuck some wood for me. I'm thinking that I could hire one to chuck about 5 cords in a 40 hour workweek. I think he could handle that. So, I'll say that a woodchuck can chuck at least 5 cords of wood in a 40 hour workweek. Now, I just need to find out how much I should pay him. I wonder if woodchucks are covered under the FLSA.
2007-02-09 22:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A woodchuck could chuck any amount of wood as long as he can chuck wood.
2007-02-09 23:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would chuck the wood as much as he could and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
2007-02-09 23:54:18 · answer #5 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well...a woodchuck would chuck as much as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-02-09 22:39:25 · answer #6 · answered by 4n6_dancer_mädchen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck the woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck until he would be too chuckered out to chuck any more chucking wood as a woodchuck, that's how much wood chuck the woodchuck would chuck.................chuckle chuckle, chuck.
2007-02-10 02:32:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK ANY AMOUNT OF WOOD IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD.!!
2007-02-09 22:33:28 · answer #8 · answered by super_chick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as it can before getting shot for eating the firewood, or the cat gets it.
2007-02-09 22:39:03 · answer #9 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on how far he's got to chuck it.
2007-02-09 23:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by curttlynn 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋