2007-02-09 13:56:43 · 9 answers · asked by iamnoone 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the
fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond
and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the
pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto
the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the
downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the same pond. On the
way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out o ver the water,
onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just
then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they
pass over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball,
which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad.
2007-02-09 14:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by BJ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Humorless.... priest a Rabbi and a three legged dog walk up to the pulpit the priest and the rabbi kneel down to pray the three legged dog looks around sniffing and such till the rabbi asks the dog are you going to pray and he says no I'm just here looking for my paw, Its funny cause dogs cant talk....
2007-02-09 22:08:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's just you.
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This guy went parachuting. He jumped out of the plane, counted ten, and pulled his ripcord. Nothing happened so he pulled his reserve ripcord. Again nothing happened. He was thinking, now what do I do, pray? When he looked down he saw a guy coming up. He yelled, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes". The guy coming up yelled, "No do you know anything about furnaces".
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2007-02-09 22:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a friday.
people are more active on the near-weekend than during the week.
and i agree with your question.
2007-02-09 22:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think R&S usually has a high dork index.
2007-02-09 21:59:46 · answer #5 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Totally agreed.
and this song rocks.
sorry...i like marylin manson, and i think i just spelled his name wrong.
oh well.
2007-02-09 23:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I'm half focused on my guitar right now..
2007-02-09 22:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by Doug 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not know but, I hope you are feeling o.k. tonight.
2007-02-09 22:10:55 · answer #8 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what you're talking about, but I am not amused.
2007-02-09 22:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋