Ok i love blond jokes.... even if i am blond... so i want to hear yours!!!
2007-02-09 13:43:43 · 16 answers · asked by it's me 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a blonde doing cartwheels in a skirt?
Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette...
2007-02-09 13:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:A blonde, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy are standing on the edge of a cliff. They jump. Which is the first one down?
A: None, Santa and the Tooth Fairy don't exist and the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted!
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
2007-02-10 00:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by Awesome Alisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde is stranded on an island. her home is 40 miles away and the only way she can get there is to swim, so she does. after she swam half-way (20 miles) she gets tired so she swims back.
a blonde, brunette, and a redhead are inside a barn. they suddenly hear someone comin so they hide. the brunette hides behind the cow, the redhead behind the sheep, and the blonde a potato sack. the person comes in and kicks the cow, the brunette replies, "moo moo" and the person passes it. he then kicks the sheep. the redhead replies," baa baa". the person passes the sheep. he walks over and kicks the potato sack, the blonde replies," potato potato!!!"
2007-02-10 02:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by Xiao-Ling 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond gets pulled over by a cop. The cop also happens to be a blond. The cop asks the driver for her license. The blond asks "What does it look like?"
The cop replies, " Its a rectangle, kinda small, and it has your picture on it."
The driver pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the cop.
The cop takes a look at it and says, "Sorry, Ma'am I didn't realize you were a cop."
2007-02-09 22:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by Pawprint 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how do you confuse a blonde........put them in a circle and tell them 2 pee in the corner
how 2 you get a one armed blonde out of a tree..........wave 2 her
what was she doing up there..........raking leaves
a blonde walks into a store and asks the clerk 4 a TV the clerk says sorry i dont sell 2 blondes, she goes out and buys a red wig then goes back and asks the clerk 4 a TV he says sorry i dont sell 2 blondes, so she goes out and buys a brown wig, then goes back and asks the clerk 4 a TV once again he says sorry i dont sell 2 blondes......she asks how did you know i was a blonde when i had this wig on he says because this is a microwave store
2007-02-09 23:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by the idiot down the road 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
to see what was on the other side
how does a blonde turn on a light after sex?
she opens the car door
a blonde, brunette, and red head walk into a bar. the bartender asked the brunette what she would like to drink. she said an ML. the bartender was confused. she said a Miller Light. then he asked the red head what she wanted. she said, a ML. the bartender said, a Miller LIght? she said no a Michelob Light. then he asked the blonde, what would you like to drink? she replied, a 15. the bartender asked, a what? the blonde replied, a 7 and 7 duh!
2007-02-09 22:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are two blonds who are sisters and a brunette hanging from a rope above lava and the rope is about to break. The bruntte says "I am older than you two and you are sisters so I should let go". The blonds get so excited they start to clap.
2007-02-09 23:42:58 · answer #7 · answered by STEVE S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
2007-02-09 23:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest blonde joke ever told was...about a brunette.
2007-02-09 22:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by Freaked out 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
2007-02-09 22:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by ACE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋