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There is this kindergarden class that is having a show and tell. So the first student goes up with his cat and explains what a good cat he is. The second student goes up with a rock and explains how he got the rock and the importance of it. Then, a third student goes up to the chalk board and draws a dot, before returning to his seat. Confused, the teacher asks the student "What's so important about a period". The student replies "You tell me, because apparently my sister missed it, my dad had a heartattack and the next-door neighbor killed himself.

2007-02-09 13:19:10 · 16 answers · asked by Maryln 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

That is an awesome joke it is one of the only ones that has made me laugh today.

P.S. for those you dont get it it means she is pregnant from the nieghbor. Duh. (jk about the duh)

2007-02-09 13:52:37 · answer #1 · answered by B-ball_Killa 2 · 0 0

is the dot a bullet, sorry i think im having a blonde moment.. but nice joke :D

2007-02-09 13:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 0 0

Great!!!! never saw that coming. 10/10.

2007-02-09 13:38:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stupid in a very funny way!

2007-02-09 13:48:41 · answer #4 · answered by it's me 3 · 0 0

funny I liked that one

2007-02-09 13:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0 0

O.M.G,WELLTHOUGHT OUT KEEP IT UP 10/10

2007-02-09 18:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL,good one.

2007-02-09 15:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 6 · 0 0

nice

2007-02-09 14:04:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i love that one!!! that is the best one i have heard all day!! thank you so much :]

2007-02-09 13:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0 0

that sucks but its funny

2007-02-09 13:39:02 · answer #10 · answered by pAul 3 · 0 0

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