I was walking past his bowl and looked at him. Suddenly two arms and legs popped out and he leaped out of his bowl. He's sitting in my chair, eating my pretzels and drinking my root beer watching a football game. He said he's a Dallas fan and won't let me watch my team play. He said he won't leave until his girl friend (my pet monkey) evolves into a beautiful 6 foot blonde. I told him that she most likely won't be blonde and it could take 4.5 million years. He said he will wait. What can I do, he's taking over my home, someone HELP! What should I do?
2007-02-09 13:03:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OK...relax...he needs water to survive and he's eating pretzels, just lay back and watch nature take its coarse, he'll be dead in no time.
2007-02-09 13:08:56 · answer #1 · answered by Spades Of Columbia 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It must be that darn goldfish from "The Cat In The Hat." Now I see he wanted the Cat out of the house, so that he could take over. I think you need to contact Dr. Suess immediately. Tell him to send the Cat over with Thing 1 and Thing 2. They'll take care of that wascally wabbit, I mean puddy tat, I mean goldfish.
If this fails call over some of the other famous cats, you know Tom, Sylvester, Courageous, Garfield, Heathcliff, and Felix, - and have a good ole fashioned GoldFish Fry ! Yum, Yum!! If you are lucky the PussyCat Girls might come over too. Yum, Yum, Yum!!!
2007-02-09 13:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This problem has become so common I am surprised you even have to ask. Find out what your neighbors have done when this has happened to them. You may have to install a theater in his bowl. If he doesn't go back to his bowl then at least you will have another place to watch TV. (buy a blonde wig for the monkey)
2007-02-09 13:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by papricka w 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stay on your computer, away from that wicked TV. Let the fish get square eyes, because then he wont see you out of the corner of his eyes. Then sneak over to the door leaving it open for the next door neighbours cat to run in.. and you never know.. Either your remote will become instantly free or the fish and the cat will run off and elope together. Cheers..
2016-05-24 19:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Ok Joshua that's a fair way to deal with Atheists. It's almost as good as your thing with the sun. It beats the hell out parting the Jordan. God Bless L&K
2007-02-09 16:52:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont let him run over you.tell him you like fish sticks and tell him to get back in his bowl or else in the stove he goes.You are bigger than he is and can kick fish butt,if he doesnt like it.Dont worry,fish need oxygen so he cant be out long
2007-02-09 13:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you are
1. High on Something (METH most likely)
2. a very creative and imaginative person
3. Delusional
4. Needing to search for a shrink
5. a Random-Yahoo-Question-Asker!
I'm thinking 5 but it might be 1...
2007-02-09 13:10:04 · answer #7 · answered by Nataℓie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell him to get back in his bowl. He's not allowed to evolve before the monkey.
2007-02-09 13:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by rcpeabody1 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Liar. Pro football season is over. Dallas hung it up for this year due to that sorry a** Romo.
2007-02-09 13:10:10 · answer #9 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have the perfect plan!!!Here is what you do:
1.get some oil
2.cornstarch,
3.an egg
Get a cast iron skillet then fry that Suckah!!! lol ha ha ha haaaa
2007-02-09 13:11:50 · answer #10 · answered by yellabanana77 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋