A man with a nervous tic applies for a job in a store. Unfortunately, his tic makes it look as if he's winking all the time and it starts to put customers off. The store manager calls him over and explains the situation. "It's not a problem," says the man. "I forgot to take my aspirin. All I need is a couple of pills and the winking will stop for the day." So saying, he reaches into his pockets to find some aspirin and starts dragging out handfuls of condoms.
"Why all the condoms?" asks the manager. "You're not some sort of sex maniac are you?"
"No," replies the man, "But that's what you get if you walk into a chemist winking and ask for a packet of aspirins." :)
2007-02-09 12:51:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok so i lol after 3.2 lines so by the time i got to the punch line
i was twitching like a goodun!!!!
LOL!!!!
fab!!
2007-02-09 13:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How embarrassing fidgety! I think he applied for the wrong job .With an affliction like that he should be working behind a counter in a chemist's shop.
Why are condoms like cameras?
They both capture the moment!
Did you hear about the new medical crisis fidgety?
Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?
2007-02-10 06:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good 1
2007-02-10 02:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao
2007-02-09 21:19:21 · answer #4 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what i would do if i got a female sales person wink wink 10/10
2007-02-10 04:27:49 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first time heard , very original 10/10
2007-02-10 02:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-02-09 20:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's quite funny.
2007-02-10 00:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by Lady T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious ,wonder how funny it wld be if this happens with smeone in real life
2007-02-09 21:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by nitin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep funny good one ...i can just picture it..lol
2007-02-10 07:54:12 · answer #10 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋