Paddy is driving around town in a Rolls Royce when he sees his friend Murphy. He pulls over to say hello. "How did you get that car?" asks Murphy.
"Well, says Paddy, "I was walking down the street when a gorgeous woman pulled up in this car and offered me a ride. I got in and she asked me to kiss her, so I did. Then she parked up in a lane and took off all her clothes except her silk knickers. Then she lay back in her seat and said, "Take anything you want from me..."
"Wow," says Murphy. "What did you do then?"
"Well, says Paddy, "I could see her knickers would never fit me, so I took the car." :)
2007-02-09 12:41:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
god fridget i dont know were you get all these there brill i was telling the gang in the pub last night and they thought they were brill did you see my new photo for paddys day and thanks for the ten points on other question
2007-02-09 12:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by smiley 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent! I love that joke.
These Irish are not as thick as people make them out to be then fidgety.What a smart Paddy.
2007-02-09 22:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one fingers i would have done the same you see a bush any day of the week 10/10
2007-02-09 20:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Classic and very funny.
2007-02-10 03:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by Balls 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill, keep these paddy jokes coming i share them with all my friends
2007-02-10 00:28:36 · answer #5 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, I'm giggling. hope to remember that one in the pub tonight.. lol
2007-02-09 23:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad Murphy,,,,,, funny!!!! 10/10.
2007-02-09 13:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny - you do come up with some good ones
2007-02-09 16:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Perhaps he should have taken both.!!!
2007-02-09 13:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a ripper !
2007-02-09 18:08:28 · answer #10 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋