I believe in talking serpents and believe that one of them talked to Eve and made her do something that God didn't want her to do. I believe that God stopped the Sun in the sky so that some human beings would have more light to kill other human beings. I believe that every human being on Earth is the result of incestuous sex between Adam and Eve's kids. I believe that, as God's Holy Word tells us, women should be silent in the churches and if they want to learn something, they should ask their husbands at home. I know that Catholics aren't real Christians and that Mormons aren't either. I know that God ignores the prayers of Buddhists, Jews, Hindus, and Moslems, and that they are all going to burn for all eternity in hell.
I thank the Lord every day that I'm a fundamentalist Christian and that I'm not one of those miserable atheists.
2007-02-09 12:31:33 · 9 answers · asked by tychobrahe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh, I see the Light, Brother Andy! I see it! Hallejulah! I see the Light, Brother!
2007-02-09 12:41:46 · update #1
You had me going for a minute.
2007-02-09 12:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Bible tells us why you think this way and it isn't because you have a problem with the Bible per se. "This is the condemnation, light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light because their deeds were evil." That is the often forgotten about John 3:18, and it tells us that your real problem is that you love evil and refuse to give it up and therefore refuse to see the light.
2007-02-09 20:38:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Testify Brother!!! Hallelujah!
2007-02-09 20:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
The sad thing with all these parodies tonight, is that they sound like things that Fundies would say anyway, so it's hard to tell if they're jokes or not.
2007-02-09 20:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. As the lord, I know and understand everything.
2007-02-09 20:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm thankful everyday that I'm not a fundie and that i have my own mind and I'm not susceptible to brainwashing and that I'm not bigoted towards others beliefs.
2007-02-09 20:35:38 · answer #6 · answered by jen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As long as you are happy, I can respect that. As long as you can respect everyone else's religious beliefs, or lack of them, we will all get along. Have a nice day!
2007-02-09 20:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by stephanie 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So your point is to point out that you are hopelessly superstitious and ignorant?
2007-02-09 20:36:23 · answer #8 · answered by Skeff 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-02-09 20:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋