A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder.
If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
No nagging.
And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
2007-02-09 11:46:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that is wht i call a loving relationship! hilarious!!! 10/10 that sir is star worthy
2007-02-09 12:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by clerks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-02-09 12:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha aint that the truth lol good 1 dude
2007-02-09 11:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before and i still laugh at it everytime.
2007-02-09 11:58:40 · answer #4 · answered by Roadkill 4 lunch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke. 10/10!!!
2007-02-09 11:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my ex....lol
2007-02-09 11:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-02-09 11:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by zachsgrammy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa funny that's a bitchy wife way to keep him calm!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol
2007-02-09 12:44:10 · answer #8 · answered by alex t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not see that coming!!
Quite good.
2007-02-09 11:56:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. lmao. that's the funniest one i've read today.
2007-02-09 12:57:44 · answer #10 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋