No offence.
I really do love this country, but...
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
2007-02-09 11:45:30 · 21 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey there always laughing/smilin, no problem, nice to see you.
Tink x
2007-02-10 20:10:46 · update #1
Tink you are on fire.!!!
Good ones.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-09 11:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lol i can say im from the uk and the amount of traffic where i live it probably would b quicker 4 a pizza 2 arrive (being on a motorbike) then an ambalance and the drugstores r the same the pharmacy department is always at the back i buy cheeseburgers or big macs with large fries n coke pens r chained 2 the counters here in banks 2 not sure if both doors r open tho, yea garages r 4 junk n cars in drive ways lol, hotdogs come in 10 buns in 8 wat bout the other 2?? yea we use polotics not 2 often tho n thanx 4 clearafying the meanin 4 me lol !!
2007-02-09 12:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by blossom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1's tink x 10/10
by the way thanx hunni x
2007-02-10 01:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is true but i think this country is following the yanks with this sort of thing 10/10
2007-02-09 20:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one! Nothing against anyone, but they are funny!
Although we do have some of these things here in England!!!
2007-02-13 00:44:48 · answer #5 · answered by GeorgieP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-09 12:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard they do these thing in Cambodia too...ahh Cambodia
2007-02-09 11:47:42 · answer #7 · answered by (_)iiiiD 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you're not talking about London?.... it's pretty much the same here.
2007-02-09 12:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by Polo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, funny, but sadly true.
2007-02-09 12:34:41 · answer #9 · answered by Laura Marie B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing I'm not from this country!!
2007-02-09 11:48:28 · answer #10 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋