A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "There are no fish under the ice!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "There are no fish under the ice!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, manager of this ice rink!"
2007-02-09 11:39:38 · 13 answers · asked by T1G 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm 35 years old and needed a laugh.. thank you.
2007-02-09 12:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i love blond jokes
2007-02-09 20:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie!
2007-02-09 19:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by cutesy76 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...very very funny..thanks
2007-02-09 19:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by cupcake6777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up tp you. LMAO!
2007-02-09 19:53:04 · answer #5 · answered by bountyhunter101 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats a gooder. a star for you!
2007-02-09 19:46:04 · answer #6 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. ive heard that b4... very funny
2007-02-09 20:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by Daddy's girl 3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, I love that! :-)
2007-02-09 19:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by Syd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute!!
2007-02-09 19:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by nicole ♥ you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol lol!!!!
2007-02-09 20:53:33 · answer #10 · answered by alex t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋