1.Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!
2.Incest. A game the whole family can play.
3.I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
4.A man visits the doctor. The doctor says "I have bad news for you.You have cancer and Alzhiemer's disease". The man replies "Well,thank God I don't have cancer!"
5.Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
6.What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
7.Chinese fourtune cookie
He who laughs last doesn't get joke.
8.I've use up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
9.What's brown and sticky?
A stick. (my favorite)
10.What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
2007-02-09 11:39:12 · 2 answers · asked by ok 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Number nine is also my favorite. I can't wait to tell my ten year old. It's a completely clean joke that tells you how dirty the mind of the recipient is. Thanks for sharing!!
2007-02-09 16:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like 8... :) XD
2007-02-10 21:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋