I need jokes or riddles for my report!!! Can anybody give me some exapmles
2007-02-09 11:21:59 · 3 answers · asked by Jenna 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like this one because it is a completely clean joke with two punchlines. Here it goes...
A guy is walking down the street with a dog and a long stream of people following behind him. A second guy is trimming his hedges at the first guy walks by and curiosity gets the best of him so he says, "where are all you people going?"
The first guy says, "This is a funeral procession. My mother-in-law came to visit last weekend. She was telling my wife what a loser she married when my dog here attacked and killed her.
Punchline #1
So the second guys says, "Can I borrow your dog?"
Punchline #2
And the first guy says, "Sure... Get in line"
Enjoy!
The second guy pauses for a moment and says, "Can I borrow your dog?"
2007-02-09 16:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's it on?
Try 3 men walked in to a bar the forth on ducked
or 3 gay guys go into a bar only one stool so they turn it over and sit down then explain that gay guys take all the bad jokes
2007-02-09 20:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by smartdog_1889 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got a duck in front of 2 ducks a duck between 2 ducks and a duck behind 2 ducks! how many ducks do you have?
3 in a row
2007-02-09 20:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋