An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.
After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.
She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".
The old guy says "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest t£xs I've ever seen."
2007-02-09 11:07:06 · 17 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I like it!!
2007-02-11 04:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
extraordinary. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman spoke back the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the maximum up-to-date innovation in vacuums, it rather is the main suitable little gadget I even have seen in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He mentioned, "If this vacuum does not freshen up that mess, i visit eat it!" She mentioned, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the potential on yet!"
2016-11-03 00:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not up to your normal standard Tink, but still made me laugh as always.
2007-02-09 11:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, a little funny. I WANTA LIVE AND STAY YOUTH FOREVER MAN with the golden ticket
2007-02-09 11:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Didn't make me laugh out loud, but it was entertaining nonetheless.
2007-02-09 11:15:05 · answer #5 · answered by cutesy76 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
much better dan ur other jks.i liked it 8/10
2007-02-09 11:12:27 · answer #6 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
keep smilin'.
2007-02-09 12:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
judging by your change in humour tonight, its seems you are slightly bombed
2007-02-09 11:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard better, but its not too bad.
2007-02-09 11:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! That's pretty funny though....
2007-02-09 11:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not funny
2007-02-09 14:25:17 · answer #11 · answered by ?Sherbear ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋