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Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the nude.

"No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that sort of thing."

"But what if I double your fee?" he pleaded.

"Nope, sorry. Won't do it."

"How about I give you five times what you normally get?"

"Oh, okay then," said the artist, "but I'm keeping my socks on. I need a place to put my brushes."

2007-02-09 10:48:02 · 9 answers · asked by Syd 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Ha funny 7/10

2007-02-09 10:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by ok 2 · 2 0

That sounds like some one I know. lol

2007-02-09 11:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 1 0

lol.and once again another blond has fallen victim to dumbness.

lol.

2007-02-09 10:58:18 · answer #3 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 2 0

lol ah those blondes

2007-02-09 15:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by Aspettami28 4 · 0 0

nah i dnt like dat jk i fink its predictable

2007-02-09 11:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0 1

ha ha ha ha...very funny. i love it

2007-02-09 11:59:40 · answer #6 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 1 0

lol

2007-02-09 11:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by Dee 6 · 1 0

LOL......................

CLASSIC!

2007-02-09 11:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by 5 · 1 0

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

2007-02-09 11:03:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1 0

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