Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peaks in and catches his folks in the act. Before daddy can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, "Oh boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees...
Johnny hops on daddy and starts going to town... pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.. Johnny cries out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the mailman usually get bucked off.
2007-02-09 10:47:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one Skyman.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still laughing.!!!
2007-02-09 11:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
those 2 are my favs Little April replaced into no longer the main suitable student in Sunday college. She tended to bypass to sleep each and all the time sometime the instructor called on her whilst she replaced into dozing, "tell me, April, who created the universe?" and she or he replaced into drowsing and did no longer hear her so little Johnny, a boy seated interior the chair in the back of her poked her with a pen and she or he awakened and yelled "GOD ALMIGHTY!" and the instructor mentioned, "magnificent" and and she or he fell back to sleep back. a whilst later the instructor asked April, "who's gods son," and back Johnny got here to the rescue and poked her back. ’JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the instructor mentioned, "magnificent," and April fell back to sleep. Then the instructor asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third baby?" And back, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "in case you STICK THAT ******* situation IN ME one extra TIME, I’LL destroy IT IN a million/2 AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ***!" the instructor fainted Little Johnny asks his dad, is god a guy or a women individuals and then he says the two then he asks his dad is god black or white and he says the two, then he asks his dad is god Michael Jackson?
2016-11-03 00:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by ridinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved how you tied it up so well at the end.poor daddy, he must have pushed Johnny off and looked all puzzled. i would have given any thing to see the look in mom and dads eye.
lol. good One.
2007-02-09 10:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha 6/10
2007-02-09 10:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by [quarantine] 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
good joke and the mother gets done by the mailman
2007-02-10 01:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved it best joke heard of and it has really boosted up my day
2007-02-09 10:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by Laura Pick 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Was the little lads name Postman Pat????
2007-02-09 10:53:05 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
5/10 it was ok
2007-02-09 10:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by ok 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
slightly sick bt it made me smil 7/10
2007-02-09 11:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by jizzro 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thumbs up from me for this one,lol
2007-02-09 10:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋