A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents," he replies.
"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
2007-02-09 10:20:33 · 7 answers · asked by cruel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol 9 1/2
2007-02-09 10:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by teo_harbas91 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny 9
2007-02-09 18:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by ManUnited!Ole!Ole!Ole! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely done i give a 8/10
2007-02-09 19:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a solid 9...heard it before and still gets to me!!!
2007-02-09 18:41:18 · answer #4 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7, didn;t really make me laugh but its good
2007-02-09 18:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by [quarantine] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
screwing it, haha-that's a 9
2007-02-09 18:34:20 · answer #6 · answered by Giving a helping-hand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha....omg i love it....good one...keep up the good work
2007-02-09 18:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋