Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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2007-02-09 10:02:00 · 7 answers · asked by .:{LyNdZ-aY Lo0}:. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you should go on that m.t.v. show "yo mamma."
2007-02-09 10:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT THAT FUNNY and yo mama jokes are offending
2007-02-09 10:22:04 · answer #2 · answered by Liberty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10!
2007-02-09 10:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Lizzay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never liked yo mama jokes...it is offense to moms everywhere.
2007-02-09 10:04:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't like yo momma jokes.. they're just not funny..
2007-02-09 10:07:24 · answer #5 · answered by T. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg those r hilarious
2007-02-09 10:06:23 · answer #6 · answered by E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny
2007-02-09 10:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋