Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama so greasy the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry
Yo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed
Yo mama so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
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2007-02-09 09:48:19 · 13 answers · asked by .:{LyNdZ-aY Lo0}:. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad.. but Yo mama so fat her blood type's chocolate.
2007-02-09 09:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
3
2007-02-09 17:51:39 · answer #2 · answered by sapper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2007-02-09 18:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by Melisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give them a 6. yo mama so fat when the waiter said what do you want on your hamburger she said a hot dog
2007-02-09 17:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by barry m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, the "yo mama" bit is so outdated.
2007-02-09 18:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by Monica T 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is this funny? You should call TBS and ask them.
2007-02-09 17:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by closetcoon_fan 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny, just silly.
2007-02-09 17:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by David H 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny.
2007-02-09 18:09:40 · answer #8 · answered by Shorty 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'll give it a 6...some weren't all that funny....
2007-02-09 18:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-02-09 17:56:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋