What do you think? funny?

Question

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Answer 1

I'm having a problem keeping up with all these great jokes. You've done it again tink. x.

Answer 2

1 7 9 11 13 14 15 were good. 17 was alright. They were all at least a little funny

Answer 3

Haha, they are cool. Some were sweet and the others very clever especially numbers 5 and 8. 10/10!!

Answer 4

severe high quality. a salesclerk knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman spoke back the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, that's the final little gadget I actual have seen in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He reported, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i will eat it!" She reported, "would you like a fork?! we've not have been given the means on yet!"

Answer 5

Funny

Answer 6

the ones i hadnt already heard were very good and ill be telling them to others so in return ill leave u one. an englishman , irishman, and a scotsman walk into a bar, and the barman says "is this some sort of f***ing joke".

Answer 7

There are wonderful! Especially #4 and #7.

Thanks, I get a few miles with these.

Answer 8

Some where very good, others werent so good. So i will give u a */10 cause a few did make me laugh.

Answer 9

man walks in to a bar




" owch"

what do you call a pig with 3 eyes?




piiig

what goes flap flap flap owch?





a vampire bat with toothache.

what do you call a candle with no wax?






a piece of string.

Answer 10

1. meh
2. ok
3. Wtf
4. ????
5. Ha..
6. ha?
7. im too young
8. Lame
9. Ha...
10. uhhh
11. Lame
12. heh heh
13. STUPIDLY LAME
14. SUCKS TO THE MAX'
15. lol
16. extremely lame
17.ok