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can some one tell me some riddles???

2007-02-09 09:08:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I know why, the son was probly adopted

2007-02-09 11:53:11 · update #1

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of water. The waiter pulls out an empty gun and points it to the mans head and shoots. The man says thanks and leaves the bar. Why? Answer below










The man had hiccups, a scare get's rid of hiccups, so does water.

2007-02-09 09:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

A 40 yr old man is driving his car, his 12 yr old son is sitting next to him in the passenger seat. Its about 4 am and theyre heading out on a road trip. Theyre driving out in the middle of no where, the father falls asleep at the wheel, and crashes into a tree. The driver of the vehicle (father) dies instantly. The passenger (son) is hurt very bad and is losing blood. The son manages to call 911 for help before he passes out. The ambulance speeds to the accident to find the driver dead, and the passenger barely alive, so they rush the boy to the hospital and straight into the operating room. Theres an emergency call for the doctor to head to the Operating room STAT! The doctor shows up, takes a very deep breath and says...........I cant operate on the boy, he's my son.
How is that possible?

2007-02-09 17:43:48 · answer #2 · answered by Sain1 2 · 2 0

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