A man is running down a hallway in a suit carrying a briefcase. The lights flicker. He curses, turns around and leaves. What happened?
2007-02-09 08:45:51 · 21 answers · asked by Winette 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He had the pardon for someone on death row. When the lights flickered, he realized he was too late.
(Just a guess)
2007-02-09 08:48:30 · answer #1 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing that he is an electrician who has been called to fix the lights, but since they're flickering, they are back on and he isn't needed? =)
2007-02-09 16:49:32 · answer #2 · answered by All!c@ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello,
could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I
think she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,
he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something
from me too.." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy
is leaving he turns back and says :"After all, give me one more condom
because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me
she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I
think she is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets
there,the boy lowers his head and starts praying:
"Dear Lord, bles s this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping
his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even
more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in
his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies:” I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
2007-02-09 17:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by hellokitty4lif 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
He was having a staring contest with his boss. He blinks and loses not only the game but his job, because his job was on the line.
2007-02-09 16:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by banzai490 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same as the death row thing except with a sick person on life support
2007-02-09 16:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Equinox 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is he late for work, trying to catch an elevator?
2007-02-09 16:48:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He tripped and almost lost his suitcase. He left because things went on.
2007-02-09 16:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by LooK iM sO wHiTe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasn't this the ending to that John Grisham movie with Chris O'Donnell?
2007-02-09 16:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by Brad G 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmm, he is coming to visit his wife who is in the hospital, and he is just coming from work. she is on life support, and there is a brief power outage. Shes dead? idfk
2007-02-09 16:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by erd 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is it Tourette Disorder?
2007-02-09 16:52:48 · answer #10 · answered by Just My Thoughts... 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋