Mine is: Right when you think everything is going okay, a thorn pokes you on the thumb (thorn i mean on a rose).
2007-02-09 08:30:25 · 15 answers · asked by Temperance 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants." - Scott Adams
2007-02-09 08:52:52 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) the beagle would of caught the rabbit if he didn't stop to take a poop
2) id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy(woody Allen)
3) *&&%% me if im wrong but is your name matillda?
4) dont rush me i'll work cheaper
5) you have a face that a mother could love only on payday
6) show me the sign
7) ladies and gentalmen take my advice pull down your pants and slide on the ice
8) they all are good looking at closing time
9) remember its not the face you F*&^ but the F**&^ you face
10) old mother hubbard when to her cubbard to get her daughter a dress when she went there the cubbard was bare and also the daughter i guess(nippsy russle)
11) i was here but now im gone i left my name to carry on those who knew me knew me well those who did'nt can go to hell :) )
2007-02-09 09:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by Bruce B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fav saying is actually from a Nickleback song:
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride,
We'd see the day that nobody died.
2007-02-09 09:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by Cara Arlene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thinking about chocolate and every thing in that catagory ...ok?
heres mine:
"a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!"
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this saying a million bazilion times!♥
2007-02-09 09:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by .:{LyNdZ-aY Lo0}:. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Practice makes a man perfect.
2007-02-09 08:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The ability to speak does not make you Intelligent.
Best.....Quote....Ever.
Seriously... how many thousands of Yahoo answerer's does that fit?!
2007-02-09 08:52:31 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pourquoi est-ce nous sommes a l'aeroport deux heure que nous allons partir? indeed, i give up, aussi.
2007-02-09 08:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by bobiska 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm ecstatic!!! (Mike Tyson in a girly voice)
2007-02-09 08:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by heynow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine is: The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits!
2007-02-09 08:33:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"a moment on the lips, forever on the hips"
"no brain, no gain."
2007-02-09 08:33:41 · answer #10 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋