How do you wipe your butt??

Question

Okay, my friend and I are having a debate. His whole family wipes their butt by leaning onto one cheek and swooping (front to back) from the side. I find that freaky and difficult. My family does it from the front (between our legs), front to back. I have also heard of people STANDING... I was like... "What???". Wouldn't that make your cheeks squeeze together and smear the poo?? Eeww... Also, some people only wipe once. I wipe until there is no poop left. How about you? :P

Answer 1

I wipe my butt between my legs.

Then I use a bidet or have a shower.

:-)

I try to only go at home wherever possible and avoid using outside toilets. But that's just me.

Answer 2

Well, Mrs. Glitch, this is a very freaky question...maybe you should get your head checked.

I just so happen to wipe front to back and then between by legs for whatever might be left. However, stopping before I get to my girly parts. I do this until the poop is gone and then I wipe my girly parts. I never stand up...that's disgusting.

I hope this helps your peculiar but wiping fetish. =]