2007-02-09 08:15:07 · 7 answers · asked by ••●bizeb●•• 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the
doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been
bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to
struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't
know what came over me. On my honor as a
doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen,"
2007-02-09 08:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Bo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MOST DISCUSTING JOKE :
Pay attention
"Are You Paying Attention?" A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it.
He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them.
After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of
observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."
BEST :
why r women like kentucky fried chicken?
coz after ur done with the breast and thighs ,all u have is a greasy box to put the bone in . :P
BONUS :
a kid and his mom walkin in the park when they pass 2 squirls goin at it, the kid says : mom wht r they doin? Mom:they're just makin a sandwich.
they then pass a couple of dos doin the same thing . the kid : mom wht r they doin? MOM:they're just makin a sandwich dear. the next day the kid walks in on his parents doing it and says : mom dad u must be makin a sandwich coz mom has mayonnaise all over her mouth.
2007-02-09 16:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by LilMiss2DamnBossy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ive heard many but i just want to say a joke umm hmm let me think ok i got one its kindda perv but o well
there was a girl and she was with her mom. she told her mom she was cold so the mom told her to put her hands in between her legs so she did and amazingly it worked and she wasnt cold. the next day the girl was with her boyfriend and he said my hands are cold so she said put them in between my legs so he did. the next day came and he said my nose is cold so he did the same thing, then one day he said my p#$^s is cold so he did the same thing. the next day the girl tells her mom do u know what a p#%^s is? and the mom said yea. and the girl says it sures makes a hell of a mess when unfrozen.
2007-02-09 16:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haven't heard a good one yet
2007-02-09 16:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by xzorcist00 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you have nuts on a wall, what do you have? Walnuts
If you have nuts on your chest, what do you have? Chestnuts
If you have nuts on your chin, what do you have? My nuts!
2007-02-09 17:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by meteor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i write that i will get booted again
2007-02-09 16:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by ashkicker420 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont know?
2007-02-09 16:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by Temperance 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋